Sunday, February 21, 2016

Reservation Gene

(Bacteria- Plural; Bacterium- Singular)
Why you bothered to grow at all?
Bacteria in a petri plate
Laughed at a bacterium
Growing alone in the periphery
Of the plate
He kept growing
Bacteria kept barking
Why are you growing in our plate?

When he didn’t reply
Bacteria tell to each other
No worries, we’ll quench all the nutrients
The media in this plate is only ours
Not of someone who just happened
To land in the plate by chance
Still growing? How come?
It must be his reservation gene
Otherwise how can he resist our
Toxins designed to kill invaders
On the second thought
If he has it, why shouldn’t we
Have that gene
We must protest
How can we see him
Growing peacefully in
The periphery
Of the petri plate
If we don’t do something
Investigator will pick him up
And throw rest of us
After 48 hours
We must overgrow

Investigator came to check on the plate
He couldn’t find a single colony
Seeing the overgrowth, he told to his students
“Plate is contaminated.
Throw it in autoclave for sterilization.”

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