Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Too Much Homework

My new flash fiction "Too Much Homework" has been published in October issue of Miser Magazine (https://www.facebook.com/MiserMagazine). Here is issue tracking link: http://tackk.com/zqcacj

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Exam Pica




Black syllables. Only a couple of hours.
Nicotine and caffeine. Shade of dark brown lipstick.
Enamel over dead cells. Irregular nails.
Wolf-bitten fingertips. Plenty of iron.
Lump in throat. These sheets of notes. 

Sunday, April 21, 2013

You are a science grad student if

1.  you read singlesnet. as sHinglesnet.
2. detergent makes you think of triton-X 100.
3. you start to criticize humans for being humans and ask reasons for why are they pissed off?
4. you make your food with timer stolen from lab.
5. you start to eat in micro and milli quantities but drink in liters.
6. you check your account after every happy hour.
7. the development disbelief in yourself is directly proportional to the amount of years you spend in grad school.
8. you feel cocky when your experiments work and depressed when don't: in sum, you have so much depression that if you want you can open a retail shop to sell depression candies or cookies.
9. things in your life moves in a circle: viscous or wishful.
10. you think only apocalypse can save you from grad school.